You can't hurt me anymore, Tim Burton →
What’s essentially being conducted is a media-assisted, shadow advertising...– Zach Baron (via soupsoup) Oh snap! Related: I ended up there the other night. Besides the novelty of hanging out in a shamefully oversized apartment in Manhattan and being able to bring your own beer, I didn’t see what the fuss was about. But I guess Zach Baron shined a pretty bright light...
This is These Are Powers
I’m not sure how they went from this Chipping Ice - These Are Powers from Sebastian Ischer on Vimeo. to this in less than two years, but I love both versions equally. And I managed to stalk them from Little Rock to Brooklyn until they became my friends! As I said in my SG column once upon a time: All Aboard Future transports listeners to some sort of dystopic tribal robo-scenario...
let's do this instead: meaghano: →
meaghano: … I’m not sure we owe it to him directly, but that certainly captures it. We have come a long way from Cayce Pollard. Re: adorable… well, labels are condescending. But this struck me when I was talking to a young woman in online media circles whose tattooed, Williamsburg looks echo Gen X but who is a total millennial, and I made cynical reference to the endless parade of cats...
Apple Purges Naughty Apps; Internet Remains Intact →
Is that your real picture? You honestly kind of look like Demi Lovato. lol Did you know that in addition to brown hair, bangs, and an addiction to raspberry kiwi lip gloss, she and I also share excellent taste in chillwave? It’s true. Ask me anything
Michael Vick, Playgirl, and PeTA: a Match Made in... →
Has Pitchfork’s influence extended to British snackfoods? I didn’t much care about the Tumblr dust up, but this just goes too far.
Balls will never not be funny. fek: “Disturbing,” huh? Well, I guess people don’t think balls are nearly as funny as I do.
Ashton Kutcher Represents US at Russian Tech... →
I'm starting a doom metal project called Sasha...
Who wants to play the triangle? <3
This is a good blog
My friend Sybil has better taste in music than anyone I know. Each time she updates her blog it’s like I’m getting a fucking present. And when she updates with a mix, it’s like my birthday, Halloween and Passover all rolled into one vaguely terrifying event. It’s a good thing I’ve got this nice new synth-laden mix to experience it to. Long live Farced.
Condoms, a History →
OMG College Ruins Your Love Life
You’re forgetting all those college girls who desire nothing more than to sink their teeth into a nubile youth’s creamy skin, then listen to some brain-tickling records and discover the world together. Not to mention one feels a little weird bringing a 35-year-old “professional” to a Todd P show. MAYBE I’M JUST IMMATURE. You’re also forgetting all those movies...
Psychiatry: Now With More Disorders for You to... →
Vagina Cobwebs With a Side of Umami
Today, the battle of the sexes rages on with some new perfume company sponsored research telling us men aren’t buying nearly enough perfume! Also, our vajayjays: they is broke. Expensively! It’s a good thing we’ve got tubes of deliciousness (i.e. fish paste) at the ready or we would’ve offed ourselves by now. Everyone knows women loooooove fish paste. Spread a little on...
"Nothing characterizes The Dumbest Generation Of... →
(via maura) Also, there is this. I’m not nearly emotionally stable enough to fling myself into the internet k-hole of misery that is Lori Gottlieb and friends. On the other hand, I can’t un-read that stuff, and sometimes I can only get closure by opening my big mouth, so I will just say clearly this woman hates sex, to the point where she can’t even fathom how any other woman...
Back in Black(Book)
Today I blogged about how rich people get high (look at that d-berry^) and the curiously named Great American Apparel Diet, which is not what you think it is. Anyone looking for a way to fit into all those garishly colored onesies they purchased last summer will just have to keep on searching.
White Girl Problems
I started a new blog. This is it. Submit any white girl problems you encounter in your hard, trying life and/or the overshare-o-sphere to firstname.lastname@example.org. Thx.
via UrbanDictionary.com: 1.cagole11 up, 3 down buy cagole mugs, tshirts and magnets A French word from the city of Marseille (French Riviera) which designates a slut. Can be female, or male. Ouh puté ! Matte-moi cte cagole ! french slut south marseillais pouf by jeanmi Jan 7, 2008 share this Looks like something got lost in translation here. There is so much more to guido-hood than...
No, that is not it! To the extent that anyone over...
Don’t forget those heros to suburban losers everywhere, MSI. Their 1999 cover of “Bring the Pain” scrambled my babygoth brains like nothing else has before or since. I used to take trips to NYC with my slutty older friends Scott and Dinah (they’re married now! and they swing! and they still live in CT! how 70’s!) and get all manner of other people’s fluids on me...
The Evolutionary Break Between Man and Bro
Am I supposed to write things at the top or the bottom? It seems like it would make more sense to let people read the whole thing first to get some context, but what do I know? Anyway, through many empirical experiments of my own, I have discovered that this is the wrong way to handle a bro. All these ladies talking about their horrid “it’s complicateds” are good writers, but...
Follow follow follow follow follow the tumblr...
Who should I be following on these bloginternets? I live in constant fear of missing out on something good (this same fear causes me to stay out ‘til 8am and butt into other people’s conversations). Since starting a job I don’t want to burn down to the ground get fired from on purpose just to scam collect unemployment, I never read this thing during the day, so it’s...